SMADA'014 on Yogyakarta Anniversary: at Yogyakarta 2nd State Senior High School

Parody of The Twilight Saga by students of X9 grade Yogyakarta 2nd State SHS: Twinlight

TWINLIGHT

Setting: Park

It’s about Bellas’s life. She is a very beautiful girl who loves isolating from people because she thinks when she is alone she is feeling calm. She loves reading very much and hates talk much. She is addicted in dark color. Almost everyday she wears black and brown clothes. But I don’t know if both colors she only has. Everyone just knows that Bella is a tomboy. She hates wears skirt since he was child. She has a pat, a female owl named Guweg. Guweg is a loyal pet, she always right in Bella’s side since Bella’s parents were still alive.

But today Bella cannot spend her whole time she wants in the park. She has to do all stuffs at home. The stuffs have to be done by a wife, but she works on them.

Bella: Oh My Godness (while looking at the watch)

Setting: home

 She then runs as fast as she can. She is trying get home before her step mother and two step sisters get there. But unluckily, they have got there before her. So here, the trouble more and more comes to her.

Mother    : Well it’s about 2:03.p.m and you are late about 3 minutes. So you have to work there times more

Bella          : I’m sorry…. I won’t do this anymore….But please don’t put more works for me….

Nancy       : Just do it now! Or you’ll get no dinner tonight.

So, she has to do everything, sweeping the floor, watering the flower, washing the clothes until midnight. Everybody had got bed off, but Guweg still with her. They keep talking while finish Bella’s works.(Bella is sweeping the floor)

Guweg     : Just go to your bed soon.

Bella          : No, I don’t want to get more troubles.

Guweg     : But you seem so tired. Or get some drinks first before you continuo this.

Bella          : Do you think it will happen forever? Or it will be ended.

Guweg     :God only knows about this. But believe nothing impossible happiness will come. Just wait the miracle.

Bella          : But how long?

Guweg cannot reply her. She keep working tonight. Until dawn she has just got the bed. About 4.a.m she must start to do everything again before she goes to the campus.

Setting: campus, canteen

Today is her new day in the new campus, she has just moved from Texas, her both step sisters begged to move so they moved. At lunch time at the canteen everybody usually spends their time there to get lunch and has chats with others. When bella and her new friends are enjoying some jokes, everybody’s mind moves to someone, Edward. He is a mega supa dupa good looking boy this century.

Tera           : Are got hypnotized by him?

Bella          : *surprised* oh. Nope.

Tera           : *little laughing* He is Edward. He is rich of face and money. He lives at an elite and luxurious apartment with his family.

*Edward families entered the room*

Tera           : they are Lucy and John, John has proposed Lucy, and the celebration to be the best engagement in New York. They are following by Shelly and Scott they failed to hold their engagement but they are still holding their relationship.

Bella          : Why?

Tera           : No one knows about it. They are very mysterious. But only Edward has no mate. May be he is waiting for me *laughing*

Setting: Biology laboratory

After lunch Bella has to join Biology class. And now she has a practicum.

Mr.campbell          : Please take the microscope on your left side and the prepared preparation and back to your seat. Observe the preparation. Draw it and analyze it.

*Edward entering the room, Bella doesn’t realize that*

Bella                          : *checking notes* *opening book* *panic* where are you?

Edward                     : Anaphase.

Bella                          : *wears glasses* *the eyes are shining*

Edward                     : *frightened* *run away* Ghooooooooooooooooooost!!

*Everybody runs away*

Bella                          : *confused* What happens? Okay. I’m cabut.

Setting: On the Way

She is forgetting what happened today. She is playing with a can. And beat that until the can kicks someone’s head.

Jacob         : ouccch!

Bella          : *panic* Oh I’m so sorry. Does it hurt?

Jacob         : It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m fine.

Bella          : Well………I’m bella.

Jacob         : Just Jacob.

Bella          : Ok Just Jacob.

Jacob         : I mean Jacob. Call me Jacob

Bella          : Oh I see…….

Jacob         : Where do you live?

Bella          : Straight on that left T-junction

Jacob         : Well, get on. I’m going to deliver you

Bella          : Oh..no thanks. I can walk myself.

Jacob         : Well actually I’m going to go to the minimarket of that T-junction.

Bella          : Well okay

 Setting: Home

*keluar mobil*

Bella          : Thank you for the ride

Jacob         : No problem

Bella          : Bye

Jacob         : *waving hands*

Bella doesn’t realize that the step mother and step two sisters are peeping on her. Bella open the door and welcomed by them.

Mother    : Hem hem! Who is he? Your boyfriend?

Bella          : No he is a man who lives near to the garage. Or he works there I don’t know.

Jennifer   : So your boyfriend is a mechanic? *laughing together*

Mother    : Your life will dark as your boyfriend *yelling and tossing*. Go straight to your daily works. Jerk.

Setting: Backyard

Bella          : Hi, guweg!

Guweg     : Hi, welcome to your new relationship!

Bella          : What do you mean?

Guweg     : Someone has just delivered you, right?

Bella          : *little laughing* yeah but that’s not my boyfie at all.

Guweg     : How unlucky. She is a perfect boy. His body is so……*mempraktikan*

Bella          : stop your jokes Guweg, just sing for me.

*bella sambil nyampu/nyuci/masak*

Setting: Bella’s room

Before she sleeps something appears to her mind. Two boys suddenly appeared in her new day. Edward he is a cool boy and smart. Jacob, a handsome boy that has a six packs body. She suddenly says

Bella          : Who will I choose? *laughing at herself*

Finally she is sleepy and getting sleep. In the middle of the sleeping, a dream appears.

Edward     : Here come to me baby…

Jacob         : No bella no, right here if you are a straight girl

Edward     : I love you so much bella

Jacob         : I love you more than him….

Edward     : Come closer….closeer……closeeer….

Jacob         : Come…..comee…come…come to me and closer….

Bella then wakes. She takes a deep breath

Setting: Front yard

Pimmm…pimmmm… a horn sounds. Bella gets out and faces Jacob’s car. Unbeliveable Jacob picks her. As usual Mom and two sisters are peeping among the window. Bella enter the car and start talking on the way campus.

Jacob         : Is it okay picked you up?

Bella          : Sure. No matter.

Jacob         : Would you if I do this again tomorrow?

Bella          : Don’t bother yourself.

Jacob         : I’m not bothering

Setting: Campus

The car gets to the front yard. Edward watches from far. He looks disappointed. Bella has a boyfriend. Then he goes.

Bella          : Thank you for your bother

Jacob         : Sure, It is a nice bother I’ve ever had.

Tera goes on her. And ask.

Tera           : Is he your boyfriend?

Bella          : What do you think?

Tera           : Yes he is.

Bella          : He is not. He is the boy that I hurted yesterday. I beat a can and it’s kick his head.

Tera           : How jerk you are! *laughing together*

Setting: canteen

Edward comes near to Bella’s seat.

Edward     : Can I sit here?

Bella          : Just do

Both of them are silent and quiet and no talking

Ed and Bell: So….

When they start talking they talk in the same time.

Edward     : You first

Bella          : So, what’s your name?

Edward     : Ed, Edward. You?

Bella          : Just Bella

Edward     : Ok Just Bella.

Bella          : I mean Bella

Edward     : this morning is your boyfriend delivered you?

Bella          : No he is not my boyfriend.

Edward     : *balik badan* Alhamdulillah ya Allah…..

Bella          : What?

Edward     : Nothing. So will you enjoy tonight party?

Bella          : Party!!!!!! *shock*

Edward     : *tutup telinga* yes!!!! A party!!!!!

Bella          : I haven’t known it yet

Edward     : It has published yesterday and it’s annually

Bella          : well, I’ll think it later.

Setting: home, backyard

In the afternoon, after she has finished all her works she sits and stares at the sky. She looks very unsure.

Guweg     : What’s sticking on your mind?

Bella          : I have an annual party tonight. But how will I go there..

Dimly, heard Nancy and Jennifer are talking about the same party tonight. But they have prepared everything.

Bella          : You hear that?

Guweg     : Calm down. You’ll be there tonight.

Bella          : But how? It is big impossible.

Guweg     : Everything will be possible. Now close your eyes.

Bella          : What will you do?

Guweg     : Just close and shut up

Bella          : *closing eyes*

Guweg     : Well now I’m going to count from 1 until 100. Then you can open your eyes. One, two, three, a hundred. *guweg change into human being*

Bella          : Hey who are you? Where’s guweg?

Guweg     : I’m Guweg.

Bella          : What-a-funny-joke!

Guweg     : I know my full name. Guweg Raharjo Triatmonggo Asri.

Bella          : Yes, Guweg…

Guweg     : Hahahaha. Now turned away! *baca mantra*

Bella          : How beautiful I am. Thank you Guweg

Guweg     : No problem. But listen. In the midnight your couple, Ed will be a vampire and you’ll change into a vampire too. If you don’t want to change you have to back home before midnight.

Setting: campus hall

Bella enters the hall and automatically everybody stares on her and also both of her step sisters. Then Edward comes straight to her and asks her to be his couple. The dance until the clock hand beat 12.00 but Bella forgets what Guweg has told to her.

Bella and Edward are looking each others. They are all falling in love. At 12.00 exactly they both change into a couple of vampires but they are enjoying that. And they live happily ever after.

Indonesian Folktale: Lake Lau Kawar

Lake Lau Kawar

            A long long time ago, everybody in the Kawar village was happy. The farmers had just their best harvest. The villagers were planning to hold a party to celebrate the good harvest. On one beautiful day, all the villagers gathered in a field. They wore beautiful dresses and made delicious food. Everybody was having good times! They were singing, laughing, and of course, eating delicious food.

            Did everyone go to the party? Unfortunately, there was one old woman still staying at her house. She was too old and weak to go to the party. Her son, her daughter-in-law, and her grandchildren all went to the party. At home, the old woman felt very sad and lonely. She was very hungry too. She tried to find some food in the kitchen, but she was very disappointed. Her daughter-in-law did not cook that day. At the party, the son asked his wife, “Why don’t you take some food from the party and give it to my mon? Ask our son to deliver it.” Then the little boy brought the food to his grandmother. The old woman was so happy. But her happiness turned into sadness when she saw the food was not in a good condition. It seemed that someone had eaten the food. She just got little rice and fish bones.

            The old woman was very sad. She tought bad things about her son. The old woman did not know that it was her grandson who had eaten the food on the way from the party to the house. She cursed her son. Then, a terrible thing happened. There was a great earthquake! Thunders struck the village. And heavy rains started to fall. All the villagers were so scared. They wanted to save themselves. They tried to find shelters. Slowly, the field turned into a lake. The lake was getting bigger and bigger, and finally the whole village turned into a big lake. People then named the lake Lau Kawar.

English Drama: Cindellari and Prince Rakus

Cindellari and Prince Rakus

By: Nafila Alifia Azka

 

A long long time ago, there wa a handsome boy named Cindellari. He was an athlete. However, he lost his mother. His mother was passed away. His father got married again and went away. He left Cindellari. Then, he lived with his step mother and step brothers. But, they treated him like a servant.

Oneday, Queen Icasia held a ball to find a mate for Princess Fiona. Cindellari wanted tp go to the party, but her step mother and her step brothers didn’t allow him. Helped by fairy God mother, Cindellari could go to the party. But, he had to come back home before 12:00 PM, because the magic would be disappeared at 12:00 PM.

DIALOG 1

After 12:00 PM at midnight, Cindellari left the palace. However, accidentally, he left one of his boot. Princess Fiona who had fallen in love with him was holding a contest to find the owner of that boot. The right boy would be married by her.

Princess Fiona                       : Harry, last night I found this boot in the palace yard. Is it yours?

Prince Harry                          : No, my little sister. I don’t have boot like that.

Princess Antoinette               : Maybe, it’s belongs to one of our guests on the ball last night.

Princess Fiona                       : It could be. And obviously, my heart says that it’s belongs to the charming boy who was dancing with me.

Prince Harry                          : Do you fall in love with him?

Princess Fiona                       : Yeaaaahhhh… I think so.

Princess Antoinnete              : How if you held a competition to find the owner of that boot?

Princess Fiona                       : Briliant! When I find the owner of that boot, I promise that I wanna marry him.

DIALOG 2

When Cindellari tried that special boot, it was fits and Cindellari also had its pair. Princess Fiona immediately proposed Cindellari to be her husband.

Princess Fiona                       : OMG!!! That boot fits on your feet and you have its pair too. (surprising)

Cindellari                               : Yeaaahhh… It’s mine. That time, I ran hurriedly because I had to back home soon. Then accidentally, I left it.

Princess Fiona                       : I know, I know. So, will marry me? (kneel in front of Cindellari)

Cindellari                               : I’d love to, Your Majesty.

DIALOG 3

After that, Princess Fiona took Cindellari to the palace. There, he met Princess Fiona’s mother, Queen Icasia.

Prince Harry                          : (Stand up and appointing  Cindellari) “Who is he, Fiona?”

Princess Fiona                       : “He’s the man who will be my husband.”

Queen Icasia                          : “Are you sure? You choose a woman like this to be your wife?”

Princess Fiona                       : “Yes, we love each other.” (Cindellari and Princess Fiona stare at each other, and smiling.)

Prince Harry                          : “What? You choose a man like that? With a servant faces?                                                            What the  worm says?”

Cindellari                               : “What the world says, Prince.”

Prince Harry                          : “Yeah. I mean that.”

Princess Fiona                       : “Although his style like a servant, but her heart like 24 carats gold”

Queen Icasia                          : “You said that his heart like a rusty gold? But, Fiona. I’ve been found a good match for you. He is a Prince from Far Far Away Kingdom.”

Princess Fiona                       : “But, Mom . . . .”

Prince Harry                          : “He is so handsome. If our kingdom unite with Far Far Away Kingdom, it’ll be very biiiiiiiiigggg kingdom.”

Queen Icasia                          :"Yes, your brother is right"

Princess Fiona                       : “But I really love him, Mom.”

Queen Icasia                          : “No, you can’t! You must marry Prince Rakus.”

Princess Fiona                       : “What? Rakus? Weird name. But I won’t.”

Queen Icasia                          : “You must want it!”

Princess Fiona                       : “I want. Upss... I won’t!”

Queen Icasia                          : “What a sinful girl you are!”

Prince Fiona                         : “Wait, why it’s like Malin Kundang?”

Queen Icasia                          : “Hey, what a rude you are!"

Princess Antoinette               : (Enter the room) “Stop..!! What happen here? Who’s that boy?”                                                    (Appointing Cindellari)

Princess Fiona                       : “She’s my boyfriend, my sister.”

Princess Antoinette               : “Oh, he’s your boyfriend. So, is he the winner in the boot                                                              contest?”(Look at Cindellari’s boots)

Prince Fiona                         : “Yes, my sister. He also has the pair of the boot.”

Queen Icasia                          : “But I’ve been found a good match for Fiona! He’s Prince                                                            Rakus from Far Far Away Kingdom.”

Princess Antoinette               : ”Well, It’s all up to Fiona!”

Queen Icasia                          : “But, Antoinette. I disagree with your decision. Princess Fiona                                                      marry the boy like that? Oh no, don’t be crazy, Antoinette!”

King Kong                              : (Enter the hall) “Enouuuuuggggghhhh... I have heard all about this and it’s makes me mad, Icasia. Don’t argue about this anymore! Let’s find the right way to solve this problem. Don’t use your emotion. How if we make a competition?”

Prince Rakus                         : (Stand up) “What’s the competition, Your Majesty?”

King Kong                             : “If you win the competition, you will marry Princess Fiona. If                                                       that boy to be a winner, he will marry her. Who’s disagree with my                                                 decision?”

Prince Rakus                         : “Okay, fine, I accept it, Your Majesty.”

Queen Icasia                         : “What? You accept that weird competition?”(Angry)

Prince Rakus                         : “Don't worry. I’m sure that I can defeat him”.

Cindellari                               : (Raise his hand)

King Kong                              : “What happen, young boy? You disagree with my decision?”

Cindellari                               : “I agree with your decision, Your Majesty.”

Princess Antoinette               : “And then, why did you raise your hand?”

Cindellari                               : “Actually, I disagree if you call me ‘that boy’. Because I have                                                       name too.”

Princess Antoinette               : “Oh yeah. You haven’t introducing yourself. What’s your                                                              name??”

Cindellari                               : “My name is Cindellari.”

Prince Harry                          : “Cindellari? Chimney boy. The most weird name I ever heard. Look at yourself! You are suitable to get that name!”

Cindellari                               : “Actually it’s just my nickname. That name given by my wicked                           step  mother and step brothers.”

Princess Antoinette               : “Okay okay, I get it....”

King Kong                              : “And then, what’s your real name?”

Cindellari                               : “But, my real name is too long.”

King Kong                             : “Just say that!”

Cindellari                               : “My real name is Sinto Sinting Mocu Picchu Schrodinger Newton Abrakadabra Robert Brown Strasburger Heisenberg de Broglie.”

Prince Rakus                         : “But, my name is longer than Cindellari. I can say it now.”

Princess Antoinette               : “Stop! Why we talk about name?”

(All people be quite for a while)

King Kong                              : “What about you, Princess? Do you agree?”

Princess Fiona                       : “I agree with all of daddy’s decision.”

King Kong                              : “Right, the competition will be started at 9.00 AM tomorrow till                                                           end.”

Princess Antoinette               : “Well, what the competition, Dad?”

King Kong                              : “There is two competition:

1). Cooking competition

2). And the one competition is still secret

Are you ready?”

Cindellari & P. Rakus          : “Readyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!”

King Kong                             : “Right, see you tomorrow. Bye! “(Leave the room)

DIALOG 4

\Queen Icasia and Pricess Rakus have a bad intention to Cindellari. They make a plan to lose Cindellari on the competition.

Queen Icasia                          : “We must make a plan to lose Cindellari in the                                                                                competition.”

Prince Rakus                         : “Yes, I agree with you.”

Queen Icasia                          : “Come here, I’ll whisper you.”

Prince Rakus                         : “That’s a briliam idea!”

Queen Icasia                          : “Briliant.”

Prince Rakus             : “Yeah, I mean that.”

Queen Icasia & Prince Rakus : “Ha ha ha ha ha . . . .”  (Leave the room)

DIALOG 5

In the morning, when the competition will be started. . . .

King Kong                              : “Are you ready for the first competition?”

Cindellari & P. Rakus          : “Of course wer’re ready . . . .”

King Kong                              : “The first competition is cooking competition.”

DIALOG 6

King Kong, Queen Icasia, Princess Fiona, Princess Antoinette, and Prince Harry were sitting in the dinning room. They were argue about the winner.

Prince Harry                          : “Hmm... Do you think who will be the winner?”

Queen Icasia                          : “Prince Rakus of course. He is a master cheff He must be the winner.”

Prince Antoinette                  : “What? Don’t be joking, Mom.”

Queen Icasia                          : “Whatever!”

King Kong                              : “Enough! Don’t fighting! You can see it later!”

DIALOG 7

While in the kitchen, Cindellari and Prince Rakus were busy to cook. Cindellari would go to the rest room, so he left his cuisine.

Cindellari                               : “Prince Rakus, would you mind if  I entrust my cuisine to you? I wanna go to the rest room.”

Prince Rakus                         : “Okay. Trust me! Don’t worry.”

DIALOG 8

When Cindellari went to the rest room, Prince Rakus had a dirty trick to defeat Cindellari. Prince Rakus put salt, sugar, pepper, teriyaki sauce, ketchup, and mayonnaise on Cindellari’s cuisine. She hopes, Cinderella’s food be come undelicious. But, accidentally She forgetted put her cuisine with salt. Then, Cindellari back to the kitchen.

Cindellari                               : “Thank you, Rakus.“

Prince Rakus                         : “Never mind. Cindellari, I saw a fly flied on your cuisine, so I expelled it. But now it’s gonna be okay.”

Cindellari                               : “Oh, thanks so much, Rakus.”

DIALOG 9

After Prince Rakus and Cindellari finished to cook, they brought their cuisines to the dinning room.

Cindellari                               : “Wish you enjoy it, Madam!”

King Kong                              : “Thank you (Try Cindellari’s cook) Emm . . . .What a yummy and sexy food it is!!! Fiona, try it. It’s delicious.”

Princess Fiona                       : “Wow, it is the most delicious I ever eat.”

Prince Rakus                         : “It’s impossible. My cuisine is the most delicious. Please, try it!”

(Everyone try Rakus’ dish)

Queen Icasia                          : No, Rakus’ cuisine is the most delicious food. And Cindellari’s is far from delicious.

Princess Antoinette               : “Mom, do you have problem with your tongue? This food                                                                         is not delicious . You said  it is good?”           

Princess Fiona                       : “Yeah, Antoinette is right.”

King Kong                             : “Well, It is the time for me to decide who is the winner. The winner is………..  Cindellari. Now. The score is 1-0. Give applause for him!”

Princess Antoinette               : “Congratulation, Cindellari!”

Cindellari                               : “Thank you, Antoniette.”

DIALOG 10

Queen Icasia was angry. She shouted at Prince Rakus because he couldn’t defeat Cindellari.

Queen Icasia                          : “Rakus. Rakuuuusssss... What happened with you. Why Cindellari’s food became delicious?” (angry)

Prince Rakus                         : “I’m, sorry Nyai. Oh, I mean Queen. I was put the salt, sugar, pepper, teriyaki sauce, ketchup, and mayonnaise on Cindellari’s cuisine. But I don’t know why his cuisine became delicious.”

Queen Icasia                          : “What? How stupid you are. You know, what you put on Cindellari’s cuisine just made his more delicious.”

Prince Rakus                         : “Sorry Queen.”

Queen Icasia                          : “Well, It’s okay. We have to make a new plan for next                                                                   competition.”

DIALOG 11

The next morning, everyone were gathering in the palace yard. King Kong would give the second competition for Cindellari and Prince Rakus.

Prince Rakus                         : “Yesterday, you said that the last competition was still secret. Well.                                              What is that?”

King Kong                             : “The third competition is running competition. Now you may start to run. 0.22222222 seconds from now!”
(Cindellari and Prince Rakus run)

Queen Icasia                          : “Come on, Rakus! Hurry up! Hurry!”

Prince Rakus                         : “Okay, okay… But, he’s so fast. I’m tired.”
King Kong                              : “Time's up!”
(Cindellari and Prince Rakus stop run)

Prince Rakus             : “I…I…I’m so sorry, Your Majesty. I couldn’t run faster because    I’m not ready. Why you didn’t tell me that the second competition is running competition?”
Queen Icasia                          : “Heyy! Why are you blame the Queen?”
Prince Rakus                         : “In fact, it was your fault!”
Queen Icasia                          : “What do you mean that it was my fault? Why do you blame me?                                                 I've helped you to make Cinderella lose!”                                                                                          (Be quiet for a while) “Oops ... “
All                                           : "Ooo ..."
Prince Harry                          : “So, it was your bad idea?”
Queen Icasia                          : “Not me! That was Prince Rakus!” (Pointing Prince Rakus)
Prince Rakus                         : “But that was the Queen’s idea!”
King Kong                              : “Enough! So I decided that the girl who will be marry the Prince                                                  is. . .  Cindellari!“
Prince Rakus                         : “No!”
Queen Icasia                          : “With a very heavy heart, I accept you to be my son in-law,                                                           Cindellar.”
Princess Fiona                       : “Finally we can together, Cindellari. “
Cindellari                               : “Yes, my princess.”
(All characters  leave the room except Prince Antonio and Cinderella)
Prince Fiona                          : “We can start a new life without disturbance from anyone.

I. . . . Love you.

Cindellari                               : "I love you full.”
            Finally, after passed various competitions, Cindellari could be Princess Fiona’s husband and they live happily ever after.

            Based on this story, we knew that the goodness beat the evil and we shouldn’t have a dirty trick in every occasion.

THE END