Rabu, 31 Oktober 2012

Parody of The Twilight Saga by students of X9 grade Yogyakarta 2nd State SHS: Twinlight

TWINLIGHT
Setting: Park
It’s about Bellas’s life. She is a very beautiful girl who loves isolating from people because she thinks when she is alone she is feeling calm. She loves reading very much and hates talk much. She is addicted in dark color. Almost everyday she wears black and brown clothes. But I don’t know if both colors she only has. Everyone just knows that Bella is a tomboy. She hates wears skirt since he was child. She has a pat, a female owl named Guweg. Guweg is a loyal pet, she always right in Bella’s side since Bella’s parents were still alive.
But today Bella cannot spend her whole time she wants in the park. She has to do all stuffs at home. The stuffs have to be done by a wife, but she works on them.
Bella: Oh My Godness (while looking at the watch)
Setting: home
 She then runs as fast as she can. She is trying get home before her step mother and two step sisters get there. But unluckily, they have got there before her. So here, the trouble more and more comes to her.
Mother    : Well it’s about 2:03.p.m and you are late about 3 minutes. So you have to work there times more
Bella          : I’m sorry…. I won’t do this anymore….But please don’t put more works for me….
Nancy       : Just do it now! Or you’ll get no dinner tonight.
So, she has to do everything, sweeping the floor, watering the flower, washing the clothes until midnight. Everybody had got bed off, but Guweg still with her. They keep talking while finish Bella’s works.(Bella is sweeping the floor)
Guweg     : Just go to your bed soon.
Bella          : No, I don’t want to get more troubles.
Guweg     : But you seem so tired. Or get some drinks first before you continuo this.
Bella          : Do you think it will happen forever? Or it will be ended.
Guweg     :God only knows about this. But believe nothing impossible happiness will come. Just wait the miracle.
Bella          : But how long?
Guweg cannot reply her. She keep working tonight. Until dawn she has just got the bed. About 4.a.m she must start to do everything again before she goes to the campus.


Setting: campus, canteen
Today is her new day in the new campus, she has just moved from Texas, her both step sisters begged to move so they moved. At lunch time at the canteen everybody usually spends their time there to get lunch and has chats with others. When bella and her new friends are enjoying some jokes, everybody’s mind moves to someone, Edward. He is a mega supa dupa good looking boy this century.
Tera           : Are got hypnotized by him?
Bella          : *surprised* oh. Nope.
Tera           : *little laughing* He is Edward. He is rich of face and money. He lives at an elite and luxurious apartment with his family.
*Edward families entered the room*
Tera           : they are Lucy and John, John has proposed Lucy, and the celebration to be the best engagement in New York. They are following by Shelly and Scott they failed to hold their engagement but they are still holding their relationship.
Bella          : Why?
Tera           : No one knows about it. They are very mysterious. But only Edward has no mate. May be he is waiting for me *laughing*
Setting: Biology laboratory
After lunch Bella has to join Biology class. And now she has a practicum.
Mr.campbell          : Please take the microscope on your left side and the prepared preparation and back to your seat. Observe the preparation. Draw it and analyze it.
*Edward entering the room, Bella doesn’t realize that*
Bella                          : *checking notes* *opening book* *panic* where are you?
Edward                     : Anaphase.
Bella                          : *wears glasses* *the eyes are shining*
Edward                     : *frightened* *run away* Ghooooooooooooooooooost!!
*Everybody runs away*
Bella                          : *confused* What happens? Okay. I’m cabut.

Setting: On the Way
She is forgetting what happened today. She is playing with a can. And beat that until the can kicks someone’s head.
Jacob         : ouccch!
Bella          : *panic* Oh I’m so sorry. Does it hurt?
Jacob         : It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m fine.
Bella          : Well………I’m bella.
Jacob         : Just Jacob.
Bella          : Ok Just Jacob.
Jacob         : I mean Jacob. Call me Jacob
Bella          : Oh I see…….
Jacob         : Where do you live?
Bella          : Straight on that left T-junction
Jacob         : Well, get on. I’m going to deliver you
Bella          : Oh..no thanks. I can walk myself.
Jacob         : Well actually I’m going to go to the minimarket of that T-junction.
Bella          : Well okay
 Setting: Home
*keluar mobil*
Bella          : Thank you for the ride
Jacob         : No problem
Bella          : Bye
Jacob         : *waving hands*
Bella doesn’t realize that the step mother and step two sisters are peeping on her. Bella open the door and welcomed by them.
Mother    : Hem hem! Who is he? Your boyfriend?
Bella          : No he is a man who lives near to the garage. Or he works there I don’t know.
Jennifer   : So your boyfriend is a mechanic? *laughing together*
Mother    : Your life will dark as your boyfriend *yelling and tossing*. Go straight to your daily works. Jerk.
Setting: Backyard
Bella          : Hi, guweg!
Guweg     : Hi, welcome to your new relationship!
Bella          : What do you mean?
Guweg     : Someone has just delivered you, right?
Bella          : *little laughing* yeah but that’s not my boyfie at all.
Guweg     : How unlucky. She is a perfect boy. His body is so……*mempraktikan*
Bella          : stop your jokes Guweg, just sing for me.
*bella sambil nyampu/nyuci/masak*
Setting: Bella’s room
Before she sleeps something appears to her mind. Two boys suddenly appeared in her new day. Edward he is a cool boy and smart. Jacob, a handsome boy that has a six packs body. She suddenly says
Bella          : Who will I choose? *laughing at herself*
Finally she is sleepy and getting sleep. In the middle of the sleeping, a dream appears.
Edward     : Here come to me baby…
Jacob         : No bella no, right here if you are a straight girl
Edward     : I love you so much bella
Jacob         : I love you more than him….
Edward     : Come closer….closeer……closeeer….
Jacob         : Come…..comee…come…come to me and closer….
Bella then wakes. She takes a deep breath

Setting: Front yard
Pimmm…pimmmm… a horn sounds. Bella gets out and faces Jacob’s car. Unbeliveable Jacob picks her. As usual Mom and two sisters are peeping among the window. Bella enter the car and start talking on the way campus.
Jacob         : Is it okay picked you up?
Bella          : Sure. No matter.
Jacob         : Would you if I do this again tomorrow?
Bella          : Don’t bother yourself.
Jacob         : I’m not bothering
Setting: Campus
The car gets to the front yard. Edward watches from far. He looks disappointed. Bella has a boyfriend. Then he goes.
Bella          : Thank you for your bother
Jacob         : Sure, It is a nice bother I’ve ever had.
Tera goes on her. And ask.
Tera           : Is he your boyfriend?
Bella          : What do you think?
Tera           : Yes he is.
Bella          : He is not. He is the boy that I hurted yesterday. I beat a can and it’s kick his head.
Tera           : How jerk you are! *laughing together*
Setting: canteen
Edward comes near to Bella’s seat.
Edward     : Can I sit here?
Bella          : Just do
Both of them are silent and quiet and no talking
Ed and Bell: So….
When they start talking they talk in the same time.
Edward     : You first
Bella          : So, what’s your name?
Edward     : Ed, Edward. You?
Bella          : Just Bella
Edward     : Ok Just Bella.
Bella          : I mean Bella
Edward     : this morning is your boyfriend delivered you?
Bella          : No he is not my boyfriend.
Edward     : *balik badan* Alhamdulillah ya Allah…..
Bella          : What?
Edward     : Nothing. So will you enjoy tonight party?
Bella          : Party!!!!!! *shock*
Edward     : *tutup telinga* yes!!!! A party!!!!!
Bella          : I haven’t known it yet
Edward     : It has published yesterday and it’s annually
Bella          : well, I’ll think it later.
Setting: home, backyard
In the afternoon, after she has finished all her works she sits and stares at the sky. She looks very unsure.
Guweg     : What’s sticking on your mind?
Bella          : I have an annual party tonight. But how will I go there..
Dimly, heard Nancy and Jennifer are talking about the same party tonight. But they have prepared everything.
Bella          : You hear that?
Guweg     : Calm down. You’ll be there tonight.
Bella          : But how? It is big impossible.
Guweg     : Everything will be possible. Now close your eyes.
Bella          : What will you do?
Guweg     : Just close and shut up
Bella          : *closing eyes*
Guweg     : Well now I’m going to count from 1 until 100. Then you can open your eyes. One, two, three, a hundred. *guweg change into human being*
Bella          : Hey who are you? Where’s guweg?
Guweg     : I’m Guweg.
Bella          : What-a-funny-joke!
Guweg     : I know my full name. Guweg Raharjo Triatmonggo Asri.
Bella          : Yes, Guweg…
Guweg     : Hahahaha. Now turned away! *baca mantra*
Bella          : How beautiful I am. Thank you Guweg
Guweg     : No problem. But listen. In the midnight your couple, Ed will be a vampire and you’ll change into a vampire too. If you don’t want to change you have to back home before midnight.
Setting: campus hall
Bella enters the hall and automatically everybody stares on her and also both of her step sisters. Then Edward comes straight to her and asks her to be his couple. The dance until the clock hand beat 12.00 but Bella forgets what Guweg has told to her.
Bella and Edward are looking each others. They are all falling in love. At 12.00 exactly they both change into a couple of vampires but they are enjoying that. And they live happily ever after.

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Rabu, 31 Oktober 2012

Parody of The Twilight Saga by students of X9 grade Yogyakarta 2nd State SHS: Twinlight

TWINLIGHT
Setting: Park
It’s about Bellas’s life. She is a very beautiful girl who loves isolating from people because she thinks when she is alone she is feeling calm. She loves reading very much and hates talk much. She is addicted in dark color. Almost everyday she wears black and brown clothes. But I don’t know if both colors she only has. Everyone just knows that Bella is a tomboy. She hates wears skirt since he was child. She has a pat, a female owl named Guweg. Guweg is a loyal pet, she always right in Bella’s side since Bella’s parents were still alive.
But today Bella cannot spend her whole time she wants in the park. She has to do all stuffs at home. The stuffs have to be done by a wife, but she works on them.
Bella: Oh My Godness (while looking at the watch)
Setting: home
 She then runs as fast as she can. She is trying get home before her step mother and two step sisters get there. But unluckily, they have got there before her. So here, the trouble more and more comes to her.
Mother    : Well it’s about 2:03.p.m and you are late about 3 minutes. So you have to work there times more
Bella          : I’m sorry…. I won’t do this anymore….But please don’t put more works for me….
Nancy       : Just do it now! Or you’ll get no dinner tonight.
So, she has to do everything, sweeping the floor, watering the flower, washing the clothes until midnight. Everybody had got bed off, but Guweg still with her. They keep talking while finish Bella’s works.(Bella is sweeping the floor)
Guweg     : Just go to your bed soon.
Bella          : No, I don’t want to get more troubles.
Guweg     : But you seem so tired. Or get some drinks first before you continuo this.
Bella          : Do you think it will happen forever? Or it will be ended.
Guweg     :God only knows about this. But believe nothing impossible happiness will come. Just wait the miracle.
Bella          : But how long?
Guweg cannot reply her. She keep working tonight. Until dawn she has just got the bed. About 4.a.m she must start to do everything again before she goes to the campus.


Setting: campus, canteen
Today is her new day in the new campus, she has just moved from Texas, her both step sisters begged to move so they moved. At lunch time at the canteen everybody usually spends their time there to get lunch and has chats with others. When bella and her new friends are enjoying some jokes, everybody’s mind moves to someone, Edward. He is a mega supa dupa good looking boy this century.
Tera           : Are got hypnotized by him?
Bella          : *surprised* oh. Nope.
Tera           : *little laughing* He is Edward. He is rich of face and money. He lives at an elite and luxurious apartment with his family.
*Edward families entered the room*
Tera           : they are Lucy and John, John has proposed Lucy, and the celebration to be the best engagement in New York. They are following by Shelly and Scott they failed to hold their engagement but they are still holding their relationship.
Bella          : Why?
Tera           : No one knows about it. They are very mysterious. But only Edward has no mate. May be he is waiting for me *laughing*
Setting: Biology laboratory
After lunch Bella has to join Biology class. And now she has a practicum.
Mr.campbell          : Please take the microscope on your left side and the prepared preparation and back to your seat. Observe the preparation. Draw it and analyze it.
*Edward entering the room, Bella doesn’t realize that*
Bella                          : *checking notes* *opening book* *panic* where are you?
Edward                     : Anaphase.
Bella                          : *wears glasses* *the eyes are shining*
Edward                     : *frightened* *run away* Ghooooooooooooooooooost!!
*Everybody runs away*
Bella                          : *confused* What happens? Okay. I’m cabut.

Setting: On the Way
She is forgetting what happened today. She is playing with a can. And beat that until the can kicks someone’s head.
Jacob         : ouccch!
Bella          : *panic* Oh I’m so sorry. Does it hurt?
Jacob         : It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m fine.
Bella          : Well………I’m bella.
Jacob         : Just Jacob.
Bella          : Ok Just Jacob.
Jacob         : I mean Jacob. Call me Jacob
Bella          : Oh I see…….
Jacob         : Where do you live?
Bella          : Straight on that left T-junction
Jacob         : Well, get on. I’m going to deliver you
Bella          : Oh..no thanks. I can walk myself.
Jacob         : Well actually I’m going to go to the minimarket of that T-junction.
Bella          : Well okay
 Setting: Home
*keluar mobil*
Bella          : Thank you for the ride
Jacob         : No problem
Bella          : Bye
Jacob         : *waving hands*
Bella doesn’t realize that the step mother and step two sisters are peeping on her. Bella open the door and welcomed by them.
Mother    : Hem hem! Who is he? Your boyfriend?
Bella          : No he is a man who lives near to the garage. Or he works there I don’t know.
Jennifer   : So your boyfriend is a mechanic? *laughing together*
Mother    : Your life will dark as your boyfriend *yelling and tossing*. Go straight to your daily works. Jerk.
Setting: Backyard
Bella          : Hi, guweg!
Guweg     : Hi, welcome to your new relationship!
Bella          : What do you mean?
Guweg     : Someone has just delivered you, right?
Bella          : *little laughing* yeah but that’s not my boyfie at all.
Guweg     : How unlucky. She is a perfect boy. His body is so……*mempraktikan*
Bella          : stop your jokes Guweg, just sing for me.
*bella sambil nyampu/nyuci/masak*
Setting: Bella’s room
Before she sleeps something appears to her mind. Two boys suddenly appeared in her new day. Edward he is a cool boy and smart. Jacob, a handsome boy that has a six packs body. She suddenly says
Bella          : Who will I choose? *laughing at herself*
Finally she is sleepy and getting sleep. In the middle of the sleeping, a dream appears.
Edward     : Here come to me baby…
Jacob         : No bella no, right here if you are a straight girl
Edward     : I love you so much bella
Jacob         : I love you more than him….
Edward     : Come closer….closeer……closeeer….
Jacob         : Come…..comee…come…come to me and closer….
Bella then wakes. She takes a deep breath

Setting: Front yard
Pimmm…pimmmm… a horn sounds. Bella gets out and faces Jacob’s car. Unbeliveable Jacob picks her. As usual Mom and two sisters are peeping among the window. Bella enter the car and start talking on the way campus.
Jacob         : Is it okay picked you up?
Bella          : Sure. No matter.
Jacob         : Would you if I do this again tomorrow?
Bella          : Don’t bother yourself.
Jacob         : I’m not bothering
Setting: Campus
The car gets to the front yard. Edward watches from far. He looks disappointed. Bella has a boyfriend. Then he goes.
Bella          : Thank you for your bother
Jacob         : Sure, It is a nice bother I’ve ever had.
Tera goes on her. And ask.
Tera           : Is he your boyfriend?
Bella          : What do you think?
Tera           : Yes he is.
Bella          : He is not. He is the boy that I hurted yesterday. I beat a can and it’s kick his head.
Tera           : How jerk you are! *laughing together*
Setting: canteen
Edward comes near to Bella’s seat.
Edward     : Can I sit here?
Bella          : Just do
Both of them are silent and quiet and no talking
Ed and Bell: So….
When they start talking they talk in the same time.
Edward     : You first
Bella          : So, what’s your name?
Edward     : Ed, Edward. You?
Bella          : Just Bella
Edward     : Ok Just Bella.
Bella          : I mean Bella
Edward     : this morning is your boyfriend delivered you?
Bella          : No he is not my boyfriend.
Edward     : *balik badan* Alhamdulillah ya Allah…..
Bella          : What?
Edward     : Nothing. So will you enjoy tonight party?
Bella          : Party!!!!!! *shock*
Edward     : *tutup telinga* yes!!!! A party!!!!!
Bella          : I haven’t known it yet
Edward     : It has published yesterday and it’s annually
Bella          : well, I’ll think it later.
Setting: home, backyard
In the afternoon, after she has finished all her works she sits and stares at the sky. She looks very unsure.
Guweg     : What’s sticking on your mind?
Bella          : I have an annual party tonight. But how will I go there..
Dimly, heard Nancy and Jennifer are talking about the same party tonight. But they have prepared everything.
Bella          : You hear that?
Guweg     : Calm down. You’ll be there tonight.
Bella          : But how? It is big impossible.
Guweg     : Everything will be possible. Now close your eyes.
Bella          : What will you do?
Guweg     : Just close and shut up
Bella          : *closing eyes*
Guweg     : Well now I’m going to count from 1 until 100. Then you can open your eyes. One, two, three, a hundred. *guweg change into human being*
Bella          : Hey who are you? Where’s guweg?
Guweg     : I’m Guweg.
Bella          : What-a-funny-joke!
Guweg     : I know my full name. Guweg Raharjo Triatmonggo Asri.
Bella          : Yes, Guweg…
Guweg     : Hahahaha. Now turned away! *baca mantra*
Bella          : How beautiful I am. Thank you Guweg
Guweg     : No problem. But listen. In the midnight your couple, Ed will be a vampire and you’ll change into a vampire too. If you don’t want to change you have to back home before midnight.
Setting: campus hall
Bella enters the hall and automatically everybody stares on her and also both of her step sisters. Then Edward comes straight to her and asks her to be his couple. The dance until the clock hand beat 12.00 but Bella forgets what Guweg has told to her.
Bella and Edward are looking each others. They are all falling in love. At 12.00 exactly they both change into a couple of vampires but they are enjoying that. And they live happily ever after.

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